two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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