A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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I was born.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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David Silberberg is gay

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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Anti Joke

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