Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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NASCAR

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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You

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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