Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Women's rights.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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