What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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