why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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men's rights.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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