what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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You

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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