- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Badgers are cool

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

What's funnier than 24? 25

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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