Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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split your ass cheek

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Anti Joke

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