Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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