What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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