How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

please dislike this or else i will continue writing this, lalalalalalalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalallaallaalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalaallalalalallalalaallalalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalalla

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

69

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...