- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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