- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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