How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

Womens rights

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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