What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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