- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

women's rights

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

Fiats

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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