What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Women's rights

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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knock knock go away

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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