What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Republicans

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