Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Jews

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Nippies

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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