What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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I hate blackniggers

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Anti Joke

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