How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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Knock knock. Racism.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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im black

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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