What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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this is not an anti joke

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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