What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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ass in my face ? no

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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