- Anti Joke

Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"