yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Cleveland winning something

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

raping black women

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

I ponder

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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