What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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Roey Jegen

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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