An Asian fails their maths exam.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

a potato flew around my room

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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