A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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Dogs in my home.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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