- Anti Joke

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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