- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

why is john so fat years of over eating

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Yes.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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