whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Womens Rights.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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