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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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