Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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