- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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