How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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Ju... Just why?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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