why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Hey Shea

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Hearpin my durp

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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