what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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I have aids

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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