A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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