What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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