- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

What did the man without a tongue say...

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

Neither does he.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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