Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Rick Santorum 2012

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Penis

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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