- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Hey Shea

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Billy Cundiff.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

shammmm is a lesbian.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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