why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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do you want to hear a joke?

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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The WNBA.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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thumbs up!

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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