Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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whats long and green? weed

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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I killed someone today. :D

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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