Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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matty russel are you on here

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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