What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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I killed someone today. :D

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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