Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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