What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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