Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

what do you watch ? a tv

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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