- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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