A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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