Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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