why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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say cheese

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Jews

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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