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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.