- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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