- Anti Joke

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

knock knock get lost!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

Bean.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

just sit down and dont be a Jew

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

U mad?

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Woman's rights

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Women's rights.