- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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