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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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