Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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rape that shit

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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