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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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whats your name? bumder:)