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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Why is pi? Because circles.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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