What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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