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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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wommmoaooammaaa

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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