- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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