Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

whats 2+2? 4

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

politically correct!

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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