Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

A guy trips a blind man.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

what do u call a apple a apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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