fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Why did the man die? He got shot!

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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