Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Jews

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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balls

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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2 Penises

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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