What's brown and sticky? Shit

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Well educated black man.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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