how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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a man is running away

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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