Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

your mum

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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