- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

What's 9+10? 19

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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