- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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