- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

the asian kid gets an F

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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