What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

Why does life suck? Because it does

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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