- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

A woman walks into a bar.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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