why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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poop

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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buttcrack thumbs up

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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whats long and green? weed

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Anti Joke

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