What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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My two friends Larry and Paul are both race horses. They were getting ready for a big race to quolify them for the Kentucky durby. BANG! The race started! What. Close race! First it was Larry then Paul then Larry then Paul! And finally Larry came out and won it! Paul went to the winners circle and congratulated Larry. He said "hey great job Larry but next time after you come back from touring will you let me win?" Larry says "oh! Of course this couldn't get between us! We're like two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket. We're best friends"... So when he came back from touring Larry said it was great! And promised let Paul win. BANG the race started! It was Paul then Larry then Paul then Larry won again. Paul was a little mad that he he didn't win but he went to congratulate larry anyway. Larry said next time he was deffinetly going to let Paul win, because he wasn't gonna let this get between them because they are two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket, they are best friends. Then after Larry came back from touring he promised again he would let Paul win. BANG! The race started and it was Paul then Larry! Then Paul! Larry! Paul! Then larry won. Paul at this point furious went to the winners circle. He talked to Larry "Larry why didn't you let me win for the third time!? This is just your ego trying to win every time now!?" I didn't want them to fight so I chimed in "Larry, Paul! Please don't fight! Your two peas in a pod! Closer then bread in a basket! Your best friends!! You don't want to fight like this!" Larry turned to Paul and said "Hey look! A talking dog!"

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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women's rights.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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