Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

Strawberries!

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

You're welcome!

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

knock knock who's there aids

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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