How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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speech and debate.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Jaden McMichael

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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