How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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Wheelchair high jump

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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