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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

What's the difference between a duck

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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