- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

WHAT????

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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