how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

If you like this, it will have one extra like

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

You're welcome!

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

I pooped.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

whats worse than school? Summer school

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Anti Joke

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