Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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A young baby died.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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im watching you..

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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