A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

A young baby died.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

i can't stand cripple jokes

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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