- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

A young baby died.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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