- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between a duck?

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