- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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