Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

A Frenchman stays and fights

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

do you want to hear a joke?

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Chicken penis.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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