What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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