- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Your time.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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