What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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u jelly?

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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