- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

whats 2+2? 4

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

If life throws you melons... ouch

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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