There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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what do u call a black person by his name

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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