knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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Penis.

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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