How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Bob dole

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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