What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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penis

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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Bob dole

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Women's rights

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once upon a time there was a boy

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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