Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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GADZOOKS!

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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fava beans

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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what do u call a apple a apple

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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