- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

why did the computer crash? it didn't

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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